When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why…

Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm. If you like SAYER, and…

In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show…

There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere. Ever again. Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe…

Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. SAYER is voiced and produced…

Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro…

As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Nika Howard. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe…

A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72.  But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro…

Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced…